aka Chris attempts to watch an hour of network TV...

Aight so whats the over/under on Saddam "The Iraqi Santa" Hussein, getting capped, or dying of some "mysterious ailment?" Im putting my money on 4-6 months.

And that right there is going to be the last of my Dictator-speak for a while. I simply dont care enough to talk about it at length. Indifference prevails.

Watchin Beyonce on Fox...and its like the more i see this chick, the less spectacular she seems to me. Dont get me wrong, she would still get the buisness, but , the weave...the questionable fashion choices...the clear lack of meat on her thighs... its disturbing. Somebody feed that chick. Get her back up to 145 or so, then we talkin.

(edit:// 8:56pm - Aight i changed my mind...Beyonce does have some rather large thighs, but..i still like her bigger than that...That girls weight changes more than my moods, and let me tell you, thats alot of changing...)

So now J-Lo is on, and while Jenny is lookin more caucasian than ever...her ass still looks like two loaves of bread. Buttered. And baked at 350 degrees, for 15 minutes. Poppin fuckin fresh...

Jesicca Simpson looks like Britney Spears shat (yes SHAT) out a slightly off Bizzaro world clone or something. Her stiff neck movements , and morbid attempts to dance are beginning to bring the ramen noodles i ate for lunch up to my throat...

This is why i dont watch television...

WORLD Idol? I didnt want to watch American Idol when it was on. I felt like it was pretty contrived and ridiculous...i dont need to witness that kinda mundane trash over again.

Hillary Duff is on my TV, and my TV is going off...

I promise you, if this is what watching network TV is like, I think ill just listen to the radio from now on. Maybe ill hide out in my anti-terrorist bunker now...

Its only 8:47...couldnt even make it a whole hour.